If you’re looking for some funny travel quotes, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of 30 quotes that are sure to make you laugh. Whether you’re on your way to your next destination or just looking for a good laugh, these quotes will have you smiling all the way to the bank.
Funniest Travel Quotes
1. “I’m not saying that I would never go back to that place, but I definitely wouldn’t recommend it.” -John Cleese
2. “I think I’d have a great time on a deserted island with just a packet of crisps and a bottle of water.” -Stephen Fry
3. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway
4. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot
5. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb
6. “If we want to save the environment, let’s not go on holiday.” -Bill Bryson
7. “I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry
8. “Travel is not a journey to a new place, but a return to the place where you started.” -Paulo Coelho
9. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb
10. “Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” -John Lennon
11. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison
12. “It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.” -T.S. Eliot
13. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway
14. “In a world of change, you can count on one thing: people who travel will never stop traveling.” -Anonymous
15. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot
16. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” -Steve Jobs
17. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” -Steve Jobs
18. “It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.” -T.S. Eliot
19. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison
20. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot
21. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb
22. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” -Frank Zappa
“I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry
23. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison
24. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway
25. “I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry
26. “People who travel have all the problems of the world concentrated in one place and they can’t go home.” -René Descartes
27. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot
28. “People who travel have all the problems of the world concentrated in one place and they can’t go home.” -René Descartes
29. “Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” -John Lennon
30. “Traveling has given me a much broader perspective on the world and on people.” -Toni Morrison
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