If you’re looking for some funny travel quotes, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of 30 quotes that are sure to make you laugh. Whether you’re on your way to your next destination or just looking for a good laugh, these quotes will have you smiling all the way to the bank.

Funniest Travel Quotes

1. “I’m not saying that I would never go back to that place, but I definitely wouldn’t recommend it.” -John Cleese

2. “I think I’d have a great time on a deserted island with just a packet of crisps and a bottle of water.” -Stephen Fry

3. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway

4. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

5. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb

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6. “If we want to save the environment, let’s not go on holiday.” -Bill Bryson

7. “I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry

8. “Travel is not a journey to a new place, but a return to the place where you started.” -Paulo Coelho

9. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb

10. “Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” -John Lennon

11. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison

12. “It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.” -T.S. Eliot

13. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway

14. “In a world of change, you can count on one thing: people who travel will never stop traveling.” -Anonymous

15. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

So funny! Happy and beautiful elderly couple holding hands and laughing while standing outdoors
So funny! Happy and beautiful elderly couple holding hands and laughing while standing outdoors

16. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” -Steve Jobs

17. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” -Steve Jobs

18. “It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.” -T.S. Eliot

19. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison

20. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

21. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb

22. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” -Frank Zappa

“I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry

23. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison

24. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway

25. “I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry

26. “People who travel have all the problems of the world concentrated in one place and they can’t go home.” -RenĂ© Descartes

27. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

28. “People who travel have all the problems of the world concentrated in one place and they can’t go home.” -RenĂ© Descartes

29. “Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” -John Lennon

30. “Traveling has given me a much broader perspective on the world and on people.” -Toni Morrison