If you’re looking for some funny travel quotes, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve compiled a list of 30 quotes that are sure to make you laugh. Whether you’re on your way to your next destination or just looking for a good laugh, these quotes will have you smiling all the way to the bank.

Funniest Travel Quotes

1. “I’m not saying that I would never go back to that place, but I definitely wouldn’t recommend it.” -John Cleese

2. “I think I’d have a great time on a deserted island with just a packet of crisps and a bottle of water.” -Stephen Fry

3. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway

4. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

5. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb

6. “If we want to save the environment, let’s not go on holiday.” -Bill Bryson

7. “I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry

8. “Travel is not a journey to a new place, but a return to the place where you started.” -Paulo Coelho

9. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb

10. “Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” -John Lennon

11. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison

12. “It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.” -T.S. Eliot

13. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway

14. “In a world of change, you can count on one thing: people who travel will never stop traveling.” -Anonymous

15. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

16. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” -Steve Jobs

17. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” -Steve Jobs

18. “It’s not the destination, but the journey that matters.” -T.S. Eliot

19. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison

20. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

21. “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” -African proverb

22. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” -Frank Zappa

“I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry

23. “Traveling is a way of learning about yourself. It’s a way of rediscovering who you are.” -Toni Morrison

24. “The best way to find out if you can trust anybody is to trust nobody.” -Ernest Hemingway

25. “I think that if you’re going to Europe, you might as well go to the most interesting places.” -Stephen Fry

26. “People who travel have all the problems of the world concentrated in one place and they can’t go home.” -René Descartes

27. “A journey is not a destination. It’s the journey.” -T.S. Eliot

28. “People who travel have all the problems of the world concentrated in one place and they can’t go home.” -René Descartes

29. “Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” -John Lennon

30. “Traveling has given me a much broader perspective on the world and on people.” -Toni Morrison